So, in case you missed it, the other day MicroWorld put out a press release for the eConceal product. For some reason, the first sentence ("MicroWorld Technologies launched its futuristic, enterprise class firewall eConceal") caught my attention (due, I think, to the fact that "futuristic" struck me funny) and caused me to read on:
“eConceal empowers you with a multi-layered protection by Application Level filtering, Packet Level filtering and Stealth Mode,” said Govind Rammurthy, CEO, MicroWorld Technologies. “It’s like building a heavily guarded a digital fortress around you and then make it invisible as well! While every port is monitored with consistent vigil to prevent Port Scanning by attackers, each data packet is checked to see if it fulfills the filter criteria and rules.”
Is it just me, or is the idea of an invisible fortress riotously funny? Alright, guess it's just me...